On Stats, or, What the Jeff is Happening, Help Me

I am rather puzzled.

I just looked at my blog stats, and this is what I found: 

Blog visits by country since May of this year.
United Kingdom: 177
United States: 148
UAE: 20
Canada: 5
Latvia: 4
Germany: 2
Argentina, Australia, France, Croatia, Singapore, South Africa, and Poland: 1

If anyone can explain why people from foreign parts are interested in lil' ol' me, that would be much appreciated.

I also found this:


Top keyword searches since May of this year:
Tales of a Samfish: 3
"a softer world": 2
samfish: 2
"bad machinery":
"bad machinery" scary go round:
gorillaz talez:
inevitable plastic:
meaning of the on melancholy hill lyrics-gorillaz:
sam grover:
something positive crazed catgirl: { 1

FASCINATING

From,
a SamfiSh