yarrh?

My pirate name is:

Mad Sam Bonney

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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theory

I think I have no readers because I am so high up on the blogosphere that there is only air enough for one, so as any who try to reach my great heights perish as they reach the peak of blogging that is my tales..., and fall back down to the ground as lifeless shapes, hitting the other blogs on the way down, until they reach the 'real world', and return to their lives, and meet a nice girl, and have a nice family, etc. so really, my blog has no readers because it's doing the world a great service...

Or!!
it has no readers because it is relatively new, updated sporadically, and has no clear subject matter, and isn't all that good, and there are too many 'ands' in lists.

I'll take box number 1, please, noel.

Oh vamlumumtimenes, love, etc. why, just why do we celebrate the assigned day of memory of two martyrdoms with lovey stuff?

Why indeed?

Better, in fact, to celebrate your love/my love/love/glove(s) everyday. don't you think so too?

After all, as mark knopfler famously sung: 'hey now, my boyfriend's back'. poignant, to say the least.

From,
A [g]lovefiSh

Brokeded

I dropped my lappy!
he's dead! (unless you count the monitor I've hooked it up to, and the fact the the hard drive is 100% ok, and also that I've transferred all of my documents onto a flash drive). also my watch strap broke! and I lost my bus ticket so had to pay £7.60 in total for a service that is crap and should have cost a maximum of £5.20!

Enough exclaiming...

We played 'sociological terms hangman' in sociology though, on account of half the class was missing and it was the last day of school.

I had some ill-advised red bull at an ill-advised time, so I's gonna be awake for ages tonight.

Also I somehow spent twenty odd pounds today, overstepping my budget by a fiver. which could be lowered by 2.60 if i was guaranteed a lift every day. which I'm not.

So today was mostly a ladydog, with some funtimes.

When the frick is heroes coming back? the BBC is/are (a) dastard(s)[delete as appropriate]. which is much less rude than it sounds.

Indeed

From,
An unfappy SamfiSh
post scriptum: where are all the bees?

Love is a five letter word, if you include the oft silent 'G'

Product information: 1 human emotion. one size just nearly doesn't fit all. varieties: passion, platonic, brotherly etc. [see all].
Notes: grows with age, unless treated improperly, whereby it shall shrink.
Warning: may induce feelings of fappyness.

Customers who also bought this item first looked at:
Lust; friendship; LG AV/SCART adaptor.

Not what you were looking for?



Love is tricky. how to differentiate between lust and affection and LG AV/SACART adptors? especialy with the pressure from the world with all the Vamlumtimes hooplah.


Indeed


From,
A SamfiSh

drat drat, eleventhest

My last post was my tenthest post ever.
Drat for me not realising
Fappy eleventhest post ever, non-existent reader(s)

From,
A SamfiSh
P.S. the 'fappy' was unintentional, but I shall keeps it. it is precious to me...

'___'

That ^ is frank. he is a frog.

Anyhoo...

The new Jesus culture album? 'tis bloody amzng. massive long worship songs all about Jesus. I did get annoyed though when windows media player labelled the genre as 'religious'. t'ain't nout religious about it. verily.
Happy day indeed....
Also, I can no longer be bothered with the fonty stuffs. it just takes too long, and I can't figure out how to make it permanent. though I will stay in keping with my caps rules: new paragraph, I, Jesus and God, acronyms. all else shall be lower case'd.
Also also my school isare not fascists. sorry for that, but they (!)blocked facebook(!), and 'tweren't (too much? too much) til later I found out the reasoning was legitimate.

If a SamfiSh blogs on the webweb, and no-one reads it, does it squash a reasonably surprised family of badgers?

Me neither.

"How woood" - mssr. j.j.binks, esq.
Now I'm just showing off...

From,
A SamfiSh

P.S. the suss's in SamfiSh are caps aswell.
P.P.S. am I the last of my kind? should I be the SamfiSh? a chilling and sobering thought indeed.
P.P.P.S. this was partly an intoduction. interesting.