Friday, 13 March 2009

Crabs

are very wierd. like spiders what have armour and live under the sea and can breath in the water and walk all sidewards.

From crabs to

Mud. Which is what I have all on my trousers, on account of me doing the commando crawl on north field. CTF!
Mud is a colloquial term for coffee. coffee is drunk by silly american folks and intelligent french folks instead of tea. tea is what I had a very nice cup of this week. I think it had cream or full fat-milk in so it was very tasty.
Also when I was where I was when I was a-drinking of the very nice tea (dolly's diner on station road, longfield) I had my over the shoulder bag, fingerless (g)loves, long studenty hair, a book with lenin on the cover and a petrol can. I may be paranoid, but I was getting some funny looks and some people may have thought I was some sort of communist rebel, out to arson some stuffs. like communist rebels do? it's a fairly traditional diner: a bloke and a lady equivalentofabloke; tea; coffee; full english all day breffist; white van men etc., but it seems to be run by near eastern folks. not that I'm saying there's 'out wrong with near eastern folk. it does seem a bit odd though.


Liberty Squad is gonna be awxsome...

Sleepy eyes now. gonna go a-bed.

From,
A SamfiSh
P.S. are all my signouts the same? please let me know if they're not...
P.P.S. obviously that does not apply to the pre from days. they's was crazy days... lazy maze... summer haze... fiery blaze...

Monday, 9 March 2009

LIBERTY SQUAD!

Shift! Anti! Creosote! Googolplex! Barn Owl! Grapple! Super Pink Fairy! German Guy! Magnus Excelsior!


The President!

Extermination Plague! 5t@t1c 5h@d0w! ¡El Presidenté! Zombie bin Laden!

Watch this space!

From,
A SamfiSh

Monday, 2 March 2009

Song-Sang ling-a-sing

Songwriting is sexyfuntimes. which is not necessarily as sexy as it sounds
anyway, I had all the fun writing some toon into this song that I wrote. which is the second song writ by me to have been tooned by this SamfiSh. good times. their titles are I can hear the thunder and either when I wake or dance forever. good songs methinks, even if it's me saying the words that I just said. wrote. which I'm pretty sure I just did. possibly.

Insanity aside, here comes a quote.

“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success"

that didn't go so well.

Who knows where I'll be in 10 years? married, childeren? 10 years ago I was six, and I can't remember being six, which is odd, as I can remember being four. I can also remember which day finding nemo opened. it was a friday. anyhoo, my point is this: I know people who are 26ish, and some are all married and parents, and some are not: which one will I be when I'm that age? the happy-baby-wifey type, or the happy-single-childless type? does it matter? I would like to be the former, but am I more suited to the latter, and due to have childs later on?

I know the answer: meh. it doesn't matter. whats going to happen is going to happen, so I'll just see what happens. if it happens. if not, well, obviously it wasn't supposed to happen.

I would say a certain spanish phrase, but then I'd have to take out a contract killing on myself.

I rode to longfield in under 15 minutes!!! it was quick indeed.
quick-a-quick quick-quick

From,
A SamfiSh

Saturday, 14 February 2009

yarrh?



My pirate name is:


Mad Sam Bonney



Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
part of the fidius.org network

theory

I think I have no readers because I am so high up on the blogosphere that there is only air enough for one, so as any who try to reach my great heights perish as they reach the peak of blogging that is my tales..., and fall back down to the ground as lifeless shapes, hitting the other blogs on the way down, until they reach the 'real world', and return to their lives, and meet a nice girl, and have a nice family, etc. so really, my blog has no readers because it's doing the world a great service...

Or!!
it has no readers because it is relatively new, updated sporadically, and has no clear subject matter, and isn't all that good, and there are too many 'ands' in lists.

I'll take box number 1, please, noel.

Oh vamlumumtimenes, love, etc. why, just why do we celebrate the assigned day of memory of two martyrdoms with lovey stuff?

Why indeed?

Better, in fact, to celebrate your love/my love/love/glove(s) everyday. don't you think so too?

After all, as mark knopfler famously sung: 'hey now, my boyfriend's back'. poignant, to say the least.

From,
A [g]lovefiSh

Friday, 13 February 2009

Brokeded

I dropped my lappy!
he's dead! (unless you count the monitor I've hooked it up to, and the fact the the hard drive is 100% ok, and also that I've transferred all of my documents onto a flash drive). also my watch strap broke! and I lost my bus ticket so had to pay £7.60 in total for a service that is crap and should have cost a maximum of £5.20!

Enough exclaiming...

We played 'sociological terms hangman' in sociology though, on account of half the class was missing and it was the last day of school.

I had some ill-advised red bull at an ill-advised time, so I's gonna be awake for ages tonight.

Also I somehow spent twenty odd pounds today, overstepping my budget by a fiver. which could be lowered by 2.60 if i was guaranteed a lift every day. which I'm not.

So today was mostly a ladydog, with some funtimes.

When the frick is heroes coming back? the BBC is/are (a) dastard(s)[delete as appropriate]. which is much less rude than it sounds.

Indeed

From,
An unfappy SamfiSh
post scriptum: where are all the bees?

Thursday, 12 February 2009

Love is a five letter word, if you include the oft silent 'G'

Product information: 1 human emotion. one size just nearly doesn't fit all. varieties: passion, platonic, brotherly etc. [see all].
Notes: grows with age, unless treated improperly, whereby it shall shrink.
Warning: may induce feelings of fappyness.

Customers who also bought this item first looked at:
Lust; friendship; LG AV/SCART adaptor.

Not what you were looking for?



Love is tricky. how to differentiate between lust and affection and LG AV/SACART adptors? especialy with the pressure from the world with all the Vamlumtimes hooplah.


Indeed


From,
A SamfiSh